Post by Hime Arai on Jan 24, 2011 18:58:06 GMT -6
Not incredibly old, not incredibly new. ^^ Enjoy
Choosing from three people should not be especially hard.
The very thought upset and irritated Sasuke as he considered which of Team Taka would be accompanying him to get groceries.
Karin was out of the question. She was barely coherent when Sasuke was spoken of , let alone when he was standing beside her. -_-; He crossed her off in his head.
Jugo was quiet and strong, but a bit absentminded. While he could help carry groceries, he would likely get lost, panic and ultimately kill people. Too much of a pain…so that only left…Suigetsu. -__- Great…
“Suigetsu.”
The swordsman’s head jerked up.“Hm?”
“We’re going to the store. Now.”
“What an attitude…” Suigetsu rolled his eyes, but Sasuke’s glare persuaded Suigetsu to follow him.
The automatic doors to Wal-Mart opened, letting Sasuke and Suigetsu step inside. Almost immediately, Sasuke started picking out fruits.
Suigetsu stared at the list. “Yo, Sasuke-chan. Tampons are on this list….”
It took all Sasuke’s strength not to beat Suigetsu for calling him “-chan” but he answered, “Your point is….?”
“I don’t know where they are….” Suigetsu shrugged.
“And I should?” Sasuke rolled his eyes, sarcastic.
“Well, you ARE the most feminine of the group.”
A vein appeared on Sasuke’s head as he narrowed his eyes at Suigetsu. “Whatever…”
“Are you done yet? We still have to get the meat and water.” Suigetsu grinned, Sasuke glaring at him in a way that screamed, “You’re a prick.”
“Go get it yourself…you’re supposed to be helping…” He wished he could strangle the water imp with the tomato he was holding, but alas, it was impossible. Maybe Karin WOULD have been a better choice…
“Fine, fine….don’t get your panties in a bunch..” Suigetsu smirked, sipping from his water bottle.
Strike two. Sasuke decided to ignore him and get the lettuce Jugo seemed to like, and considered less water for Suigetsu. Now THAT would be a money saver.
Of course, it might kill Suigetsu…
“Suigetsu. We’re going. Did you get the meat?” Sasuke glanced at the annoyance, who waved his hand.
“Yeah, yeah. I’m ready to get out of here…”
Off to the health section…geez…why did Karin have to be such…such a…girl? -_-
“..which one?”
“How should I know? You’re the one always PMSing, I thought you should know what she wants…”
Sasuke stared at Suigetsu for the longest time and suddenly something snapped. “……………………….”
Suigetsu’s head slammed into the wall of the tampon boxes and Sasuke walked in the opposite direction as if nothing had happened, a vein pulsing on his head. Strike three. -_____-*****
“..was wondering when you’d snap…” His muffled voice was weak, and Sasuke dumped a box into the cart, starting out of the aisle- though not before pushing Suigetsu’s head deeper into the boxes with his foot. Heh. Revenge was sweet.
“Won’t be needing any of those…” Sasuke glanced back at Suigetsu, now recovered, wondering what he was talking about, but his face flushed and his eyes shut as he briskly walked out of the aisle.
Suigetsu grinned to himself. “What’s wrong, Sasuke? Scared of a condom?” He shouted. As far as being bossy and brooding Sasuke was an expert…but when it came to facts of life…tut tut…he was so innocent. :] Suigetsu could use this knowledge in the future…
“That’s everything…” Sasuke sighed to himself. “We can go n- …” He glanced around. “…..”
Suigetsu was nowhere to be found. That bastard…
Sasuke twitched. Where the hell could he have….
When he finally found his annoying teammate, he was staring at a few rows of chocolate like an idiot. -__-;
“Suigetsu.” The water imp did not move. “Suigetsu.” After a long while, he responded...but it was not the one Sasuke expected.
“I have to have it.” His eyes glazed over. “…the limited edition…Hydro-Butterfnger-Hershey bar…”
Sasuke stared at him for a few moments. -__- “I said we’re leaving…”
D: “Hey…I promise I won’t bug you anymore…”
“I SAID WE’RE GOING, DAMMIT.”
“Alright, alright, I’m going, I’m GOING! So bossy…” Suigetsu put his hands behind his head and followed Sasuke…but not before taking the candy bar and indiscreetly stuffing it into his pocket.
Of course, at the door, the security guard stopped them. “I’m going to have to see your receipt.”
Closing his eyes, Sasuke handed the guard his receipt. “And your pockets…empty them.”
Sasuke’s eyes flashed with irritation, but he did so.
“You too, purple kid.”
“I’m not purple!” Suigetsu was obviously offended. “I’m one of the seven swordsman of the-“
“Do it, purple kid.” Sasuke smirked.
“Besides..” Suigetsu ignored Sasuke, rambling, “I don’t have to do anything. I mean, you paid for everything, yeah? So it shouldn‘t matter.”
Sasuke glared at him. “Just do it, Suigetsu…”
“It?” He flashed Sasuke a grin with all of his teeth and a sick sort of feeling entered Sasuke’s stomach.
Without warning, Suigetsu knocked the guard into the metal detector, decimating it, and setting off all the alarms.
“……” Sasuke’s eyes flashed with a certain anger that was obvious to everyone who saw, though his face was still the blank mask he had perfected a few years back. “Suigetsu…”
“Run?” At this point, shoppers, employees, and the police were heading to their side of the store.
“Tsk….” Briskly taking all of the bags and fitting them into one bag, Sasuke sprinted off after Suigetsu.
“We made a clean getaway, huh?” Suigetsu said this proudly, though there was nothing to be proud of.
“…why….did you do that?” Sasuke was pretty tired from carrying all of the stuff while they’d escaped and was ready to drop. They had to run several miles just to evade the police…
“Eh. As you would say, it was ‘on a whim’.” He pulled his candy bar out of his pocket then, grinning like he was ready to eat it.
“…………………………” For the few moments that Suigetsu unwrapped the candy bar, Sasuke stared at him in silence. After a while, he took a deep breath. “…where did you get that?”
“The store,” ^^ “Where else?”
Sasuke closed his eyes, one hand on his forehead as he put two and two together. “…Suigetsu…”
“What?” He looked up.
The Mangekyou Sharingan met him. “……..”
Suigetsu’s scream lasted for an hour or two, depending on how long Sasuke could put up with his screaming. -___-
Relieved when he was out of the Tsukyomi, (though he didn’t know that Itachi’s was much more intimidating) the first thing he looked for was his chocolate. Unfortunately, he couldn’t find it.
At that exact moment, Karin walked past, chewing something. “What’s with that look on your face? And stop squatting! Geez, we’re almost there…”
Suigetsu looked over at Sasuke, eyes wide. “…Sasuke? Wh-What happened to my chocolate?”
“I gave it to Karin. You know she’s PMSing…” Sasuke gave him a sarcastic look. His last act of exacting revenge…
;w; It took a few moments for Suigetsu to grasp what Sasuke said. “………….”
Not even Itachi’s Tsukyomi could torture Suigetsu as much as he was being tortured now.
Choosing from three people should not be especially hard.
The very thought upset and irritated Sasuke as he considered which of Team Taka would be accompanying him to get groceries.
Karin was out of the question. She was barely coherent when Sasuke was spoken of , let alone when he was standing beside her. -_-; He crossed her off in his head.
Jugo was quiet and strong, but a bit absentminded. While he could help carry groceries, he would likely get lost, panic and ultimately kill people. Too much of a pain…so that only left…Suigetsu. -__- Great…
“Suigetsu.”
The swordsman’s head jerked up.“Hm?”
“We’re going to the store. Now.”
“What an attitude…” Suigetsu rolled his eyes, but Sasuke’s glare persuaded Suigetsu to follow him.
The automatic doors to Wal-Mart opened, letting Sasuke and Suigetsu step inside. Almost immediately, Sasuke started picking out fruits.
Suigetsu stared at the list. “Yo, Sasuke-chan. Tampons are on this list….”
It took all Sasuke’s strength not to beat Suigetsu for calling him “-chan” but he answered, “Your point is….?”
“I don’t know where they are….” Suigetsu shrugged.
“And I should?” Sasuke rolled his eyes, sarcastic.
“Well, you ARE the most feminine of the group.”
A vein appeared on Sasuke’s head as he narrowed his eyes at Suigetsu. “Whatever…”
“Are you done yet? We still have to get the meat and water.” Suigetsu grinned, Sasuke glaring at him in a way that screamed, “You’re a prick.”
“Go get it yourself…you’re supposed to be helping…” He wished he could strangle the water imp with the tomato he was holding, but alas, it was impossible. Maybe Karin WOULD have been a better choice…
“Fine, fine….don’t get your panties in a bunch..” Suigetsu smirked, sipping from his water bottle.
Strike two. Sasuke decided to ignore him and get the lettuce Jugo seemed to like, and considered less water for Suigetsu. Now THAT would be a money saver.
Of course, it might kill Suigetsu…
“Suigetsu. We’re going. Did you get the meat?” Sasuke glanced at the annoyance, who waved his hand.
“Yeah, yeah. I’m ready to get out of here…”
Off to the health section…geez…why did Karin have to be such…such a…girl? -_-
“..which one?”
“How should I know? You’re the one always PMSing, I thought you should know what she wants…”
Sasuke stared at Suigetsu for the longest time and suddenly something snapped. “……………………….”
Suigetsu’s head slammed into the wall of the tampon boxes and Sasuke walked in the opposite direction as if nothing had happened, a vein pulsing on his head. Strike three. -_____-*****
“..was wondering when you’d snap…” His muffled voice was weak, and Sasuke dumped a box into the cart, starting out of the aisle- though not before pushing Suigetsu’s head deeper into the boxes with his foot. Heh. Revenge was sweet.
“Won’t be needing any of those…” Sasuke glanced back at Suigetsu, now recovered, wondering what he was talking about, but his face flushed and his eyes shut as he briskly walked out of the aisle.
Suigetsu grinned to himself. “What’s wrong, Sasuke? Scared of a condom?” He shouted. As far as being bossy and brooding Sasuke was an expert…but when it came to facts of life…tut tut…he was so innocent. :] Suigetsu could use this knowledge in the future…
“That’s everything…” Sasuke sighed to himself. “We can go n- …” He glanced around. “…..”
Suigetsu was nowhere to be found. That bastard…
Sasuke twitched. Where the hell could he have….
When he finally found his annoying teammate, he was staring at a few rows of chocolate like an idiot. -__-;
“Suigetsu.” The water imp did not move. “Suigetsu.” After a long while, he responded...but it was not the one Sasuke expected.
“I have to have it.” His eyes glazed over. “…the limited edition…Hydro-Butterfnger-Hershey bar…”
Sasuke stared at him for a few moments. -__- “I said we’re leaving…”
D: “Hey…I promise I won’t bug you anymore…”
“I SAID WE’RE GOING, DAMMIT.”
“Alright, alright, I’m going, I’m GOING! So bossy…” Suigetsu put his hands behind his head and followed Sasuke…but not before taking the candy bar and indiscreetly stuffing it into his pocket.
Of course, at the door, the security guard stopped them. “I’m going to have to see your receipt.”
Closing his eyes, Sasuke handed the guard his receipt. “And your pockets…empty them.”
Sasuke’s eyes flashed with irritation, but he did so.
“You too, purple kid.”
“I’m not purple!” Suigetsu was obviously offended. “I’m one of the seven swordsman of the-“
“Do it, purple kid.” Sasuke smirked.
“Besides..” Suigetsu ignored Sasuke, rambling, “I don’t have to do anything. I mean, you paid for everything, yeah? So it shouldn‘t matter.”
Sasuke glared at him. “Just do it, Suigetsu…”
“It?” He flashed Sasuke a grin with all of his teeth and a sick sort of feeling entered Sasuke’s stomach.
Without warning, Suigetsu knocked the guard into the metal detector, decimating it, and setting off all the alarms.
“……” Sasuke’s eyes flashed with a certain anger that was obvious to everyone who saw, though his face was still the blank mask he had perfected a few years back. “Suigetsu…”
“Run?” At this point, shoppers, employees, and the police were heading to their side of the store.
“Tsk….” Briskly taking all of the bags and fitting them into one bag, Sasuke sprinted off after Suigetsu.
“We made a clean getaway, huh?” Suigetsu said this proudly, though there was nothing to be proud of.
“…why….did you do that?” Sasuke was pretty tired from carrying all of the stuff while they’d escaped and was ready to drop. They had to run several miles just to evade the police…
“Eh. As you would say, it was ‘on a whim’.” He pulled his candy bar out of his pocket then, grinning like he was ready to eat it.
“…………………………” For the few moments that Suigetsu unwrapped the candy bar, Sasuke stared at him in silence. After a while, he took a deep breath. “…where did you get that?”
“The store,” ^^ “Where else?”
Sasuke closed his eyes, one hand on his forehead as he put two and two together. “…Suigetsu…”
“What?” He looked up.
The Mangekyou Sharingan met him. “……..”
Suigetsu’s scream lasted for an hour or two, depending on how long Sasuke could put up with his screaming. -___-
Relieved when he was out of the Tsukyomi, (though he didn’t know that Itachi’s was much more intimidating) the first thing he looked for was his chocolate. Unfortunately, he couldn’t find it.
At that exact moment, Karin walked past, chewing something. “What’s with that look on your face? And stop squatting! Geez, we’re almost there…”
Suigetsu looked over at Sasuke, eyes wide. “…Sasuke? Wh-What happened to my chocolate?”
“I gave it to Karin. You know she’s PMSing…” Sasuke gave him a sarcastic look. His last act of exacting revenge…
;w; It took a few moments for Suigetsu to grasp what Sasuke said. “………….”
Not even Itachi’s Tsukyomi could torture Suigetsu as much as he was being tortured now.